whiteboyfriend:

how to talk to babies about marxist theory

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kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

You are not triple threats; you are maggots with Equity cards.
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sofiacopppola:

highlights of being in the one direction fandom:

  • harry’s “nudes”
  • the day with the planes and the hair
  • niall’s dad claiming that he’s not a virgin
  • "it’s just seals taylor"
  • modest fucking up and tweeting from the wrong accounts
  • when zayn had the lil bit of blonde hair
  • well-fucked harry in dallas
  • POT YACHT
  • harry and niall playing chicken in the pool
  • three person party
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fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

forbidden broadway’s eponymous song is really good tho

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laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

danedeham:

You’re among friends now, Hank.

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paynalpaynetration:

when ur song come on and ur six drinks deep

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saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

J