grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

sext: if i could i would fill your entire room with pineapples 

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mikaelsonatheart:

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

Oh holy shit

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

250px:

please watch this video

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holdmypurse:

quickweaves:

i have had it

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dggeoff:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

im deleting this fucking website

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catsickles:

cis gay guys are almost worse than cishet guys b/c they think since theyre part of the LBGTQA community they have a say on gender issues

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potato-tots:

potato-tots:

there are some fandoms that are too crazy even for me tbh

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do you think i have a death wish

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rosaparking:

i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster

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On the one hand, seeing Xanthe Kalamazoo again was fantastic, but on the other, hearing how she’s just a character from season one probably means she won’t show up again :(((((((((

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sansasturk:

olenna tyrell: killing a man at a wedding? that’s horrid! what sort of monster would do such a thing? *looks at the camera like she’s on the office*

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